Upchuck did have opinions about the iWatch:

Watches are for old people. Watches aren’t cool. Or insanely great. #AppleWatch

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) September 9, 2014

Oh, old people. Why do you think young people want to know what time it is? It’s always party time. Besides we have cell phones. #AppleWatch

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) September 9, 2014

A watch has become a status symbol like Rolex but the #AppleWatch doesn’t look or feel cool or expensive enough.

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) September 9, 2014

Wrists are for tattoos, not for watches. #AppleWatch

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) September 9, 2014