re: #4 jaunte

Rep Trent Franks resign effective Jan 31. Admits asking female staff to be surrogate moms for his children

— Erik Wasson (@elwasson) December 7, 2017

Hey there young underling, I can’t help but notice your ample birthing hips and um I know this isn’t really in your official job description but would you mind letting my wife and I put our sperm and eggs inside you for like nine months?

Oh, you DO mind?

Well, this is awkward. https://t.co/889PArmGcl

— Frankincensed (@goddamnedfrank) December 8, 2017