Being in the newspaper business, I’m more than a little familiar with how print newspaper delivery works.
If you are lucky, the newspaper delivers the papers to you in the wee hours of the morning…in stacked bundles; otherwise (and most likely) you go to the paper’s printing plant to pick up the bundles at the loading dock.
You (the delivery boy) have to break open those bundles, roll them, put a rubber band on them or slip them into a plastic sleeve if the weather is bad. You have to do all of that before you even start loading up your bicycle (or car), and loading will take a while.
300 houses? Don’t even try to do the math on that as to how long actual delivering will take.

what a freaking liar he is.