re: #102 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Standard lease in Germany in 30 years, after which you are subject to being exhumed and put in a ossuary.

Not just in Germany. Anyone else old enough to recall the flap when Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris was going to evict Jim Morrison? Fans, IIRC, had to raise the scratch to renew his lease. (Or maybe his family).