re: #1129 Cato the Elder

I hope I haven’t chapped your ass too much by kissing it when I told you you were completely idiotic about your attitude towards the Enlightenment. I want to provide you with the best ass-kissing experience possible. I have a work ethic here. Should I refrain from telling you that your view of the ACLU is positively medieval in the future? Would that help my derrire-smooching attain higher levels of perfection?

I’d rather live your live than his, though. That’s a smooch I’ll give happily.