This whole ‘Ted Cruz likes porn’ thing is really a wake-up call to the prudishness and sexually repressed nature of the United States. We’re fuckin’ prudes, man! Sex is *dirty* and *unmentionable.* Sex is worse than violence! Better to depict horrific violence in mass media than show adults enjoying each others’ bodies. That might lead to more lovey-dovey humans, and we don’t want that!