re: #105 Lidane

And he’s giving a sermon tomorrow!

Tebow’s Easter Sermon to Draw Tens of Thousands in Texas

Heh.

People outside Texas have no idea how seriously a sermon by a football player will be taken in Texas.

Pep rally in the Holy Temple
And you’re forced to go
Masturbate en masse
To the favored religious cult
Cheerleaders yell “Ra Ra Team”
From the locker room
Parades the prime beef
When archaeologists dig this up
They’ll either laugh or cry

— “Jock O Rama”, by Dead Kennedys, who were not kidding.

edited because what is this I don’t even