re: #9 Erik The Red

Ding Ding.

Another one.

A young male human was situated near the intersection of two supporting
structural elements at right angles to each other: said subject was involved
in ingesting a saccharine composition prepared in conjunction with the ritual
observance of an annual fixed-day religious festival. Insertion into the
saccharine composition of the opposable digit of his forelimb was followed
by removal of a drupe of genus prune. Subsequently the subject made a
declarative statement regarding the high quality of his character as a
young male human.

Little Jack Horner…