If elected Dictator on November 3, I will ban “pumpkin spice” for anything but pumpkins, with death by rusty chainsaw for violators.

Kraft introduces Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese

After a test run in Canada, Kraft announced Thursday it will bring its Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese to the United States.

In a news release, Kraft said its Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese is the “same cheesy mac and cheese Americans know and love, now with added fall flavors.”