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Going Where Some Men Have Only Gone Before in Their Minds: The Sci-Fi Brothel

For all those dudes who write all that sexy, sexy sci-fi fan fiction, there is now a brothel opening in Nevada just for them. The Alien Cathouse — run by the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof — will feature prostitutes dressed and made up to look like aliens, science fiction characters, and basically everything nerds have ever fantasized about since they discovered their manhood hiding underneath all those fanzines. Grab some Purell, because we’re going to tell you all about it!

Set to open in a couple of months, Hof has purchased an abandoned bordello — and the adjacent gas station and convenience store — and will soon transform it into a brothel full of “girls from another world.” The currently windowless and “disgusting” establishment will soon feature spacious rooms that would make any John Doe Geek weep. And who will be helping transform the ladies into sci-fi goddesses? None other than Heidi Fleiss, whom Hof refers to as the “chief alien design queen.”