re: #94 soap_man

My personal food pyramid is 60 percent bacon.

I prefer liquid meat, unless I can get troll.

Campbell’s Beef Consomm, in cans, stuck in the freezer until half-solid and then spooned out with a dash of lemon juice and a healthy sprinkling of crushed red chile pepper from McCormick’s, Baltimore’s storied spice company.

But then, I’m a bachelor, and Haku refuses to wash the greasy bacon skillets, no matter how much I share with him. Always giving me the “no thumbs” excuse, as if the lack of opposable digits ever stopped him from doing whatever he wants.