re: #101 political lunatic

I wonder if I’m the only person in America who doesn’t give a damn about Tiger Woods playing at the Masters. There’s more important things to worry about, even within the realm of sports.

My understanding is that he wrecked his car under odd circumstances, his wife was pissed off, and this somehow led to him confessing that he had boffed some bimbos. Inexplicably, this has led to major media behaving as though the president had been caught buggering a goat in the middle of the Washington Mall.
Do I have that right?