re: #121 darthstar

Happy Cyber Monday Sunday everyone…what the fuck? I saw someone post on facebook about Amazon starting a day early with great deals - Cyber Monday isn’t about ‘deals’…it’s about people shopping from their offices instead of working.

Oh, and those ‘great deals’ they have right now…mostly shit people wouldn’t buy otherwise…unless it was Xmas eve and they desperately needed to get dad something out of guilt, and there was a stack of “microfleece” (read thin) bathrobes by the register at 7-Eleven when they were making a beer run.

Though there was one item that, if you’re an iPhone user, would make your iPhone more functional.

Yeah, a beer opener. Whoo-hoo! You love me, you really love me!

You started drinking too early, didn’t you?

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