re: #107 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I let the subscription on my newspaper lapse. A month later, I got a letter (hand addressed) from the paper asking me to renew.

The envelope was hand addressed. Can you believe that?

the last time the times called begging for us to resubscribe, the guy got angry with me, and told me i was “wrong”…. i told him it was that sort of attitude that drove people away from the paper….. then i told him the only thing they had that i might be interested in was a loft when they converted the HQ building downtown LA, and did he know when that was going to occur?

he was speechless when i hung up on him