OT: This read will take you just a tad longer than Obama vetoing cut and cap bills…
So I found out tonight that the Ladies of the Moose are setting me up with somebody…My buddy told me they have already picked her out…Age, Looks, interests.. The word was a perfect Match..
I told him..You have got to be kidding me?
Nope…
I am so F*cked..
Yup
What am I going to do?
Dunno dude
So I walk out of the bathroom and notice I’m being noticed…I walk past tables of smiling ladies saying hello…
Now I know what is up with these sweet ladies..
Their purpose is to fix me up with a girlfriend…
It’s pretty funny…I don’t like being fixed up.. Now I know when I meet this lady that there is great expectations.. I’ll notice the eyes on the dance floor.. I’ll feel awkward
So whose Sister are you?
And at the bar there will be a bunch of husbands telling you how great she is..
I want to ask:
Do you guys get paid in sex to do this?
It really is pretty fun.. I never thought I’d have this much fun living in a college town.. There should be a law or something..