re: #4 Charleston Chew

Nice one-two punch, Santorum: “The President had nothing to do with this victory and also, uh, it’s not even a victory.”

I’m starting to think that the reason Republicans want so-called “tort reform” is because they’re afraid we’re all gonna sue them for damage to our eye-rolling muscles.

I almost wish the president would come out and say, “Isn’t Santorum Latin for anal sex discharge?”

I know he won’t, and I’m glad he won’t, but still, there’s a part of me that would enjoy it. Maybe we can get Kucinich to do it, once he’s finished impeaching the president for engaging in a UN police action.