A rational, level headed Freeper response to reading that Anderson Cooper is planning to marry his longtime gay partner:

Oh for goodness sakes!!! WHY ON EARTH DO THEY HAVE TO PUT THIS SH!T IN OUR FACE????

Sorry for the curse, but sometimes I just MUST! They are ticking me off more and more. How much can a simple human take?

Lord……You cannot come back quick enough. Please save us. I would be happy to die for You, even though I really really want to live, just to slay Your enemies.

Through your Son, Jesus Christ, Amen.