re: #122 freetoken

Why alarm clocks ought to be outlawed:

Scientists: Sleep Loss May Cause Brain Damage

OTOH, I’m seeing this on Facebook now:

Guys. Oscar Meyer is developing a bacon alarm clock. Bizarre? Yes, but a technological innovation nonetheless. pic.twitter.com/4wLrYa2cEG

— Ben Proctor (@Ben_Proctor) March 13, 2014

They have a website for it too. This is either an elaborate early April Fool’s Day joke or the single greatest marketing idea I’ve heard in a while.