re: #128 BongCrodny

So this kid is on the bus last night, and he’s looking a bit put out. The bus fare is $5, and he’s only got $3, and he’s not having much luck convincing the bus driver to let him on the bus.

So he asks me if I might have $2 to spare so he can catch the bus home.

I thought about it for a few seconds, saying to myself “Okay, what would Jesus do?”

I’m pretty sure Jesus would have said, “Hey, fuck you, you leech — it’s your own damn fault you haven’t got two bucks.”

Nah — I gave him the $2.

You’re theology is all jacked up. A Goldwing rider told me that Jesus must have owned a Harley since he walked everywhere.

Be sure to tip your waitress!