re: #5 Slumbering Behemoth

Wait, what? That’s what happens?

That does it, I’m putting on a condom right now!

/or does it only work for females?

Apparently, birth control turns women into shameless sluts who have regular gangbangs and threesomes, since there are suddenly no more consequences to sex. Who knew?

I must be taking mine wrong, or mine is defective. I’m still with the same guy I’ve been with for over a decade, and I’m not looking for other partners.