re: #119 A Cranky One

Yup. No mention in the Bible of a keel, rudder, etc. or any means of propulsion to keep it from turning broadside to the waves. Basically what is described is just a big box which would break apart and capsize with even small waves.

Believers in the Ark also never discuss what happened to the massive amounts of crap that would be generated by the all the animals.

I’ve always wondered if the Ark was propelled by all the animals pooping from the back. Gives new meaning to the term poop deck. ;)

The one thing I learned during my years attending an evangelical church is that you question nothing.

God said it, I believe it, that settles it could have been the church motto.