re: #112 Gus 802

Yet those that survived the great battle of Greater Wingnuttia were able to regroup after a long period of famine. Then, in 2009, the returned after a healthy diet of pork chops, apple sauce, and tea on their alien craft similar to DC-9s. They followed the fire of Jindal that helped them set a course for their return to their home planet, Earth.

A long time ago, on a blog far far away…
Turmoil has engulfed the Republic of Wingnuttia. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly teabags, the greedy Heritage Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet
of Kenyastan.

While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor Obama has
secretly dispatched two black helicopters, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict….