LOL. A freeper’s feathers are all ruffled up:

DANG IT!!!

Last week I went to a small local butcher to order my turkey, assuming the bird would be local. I was miffed today when they handed me a Butterball, which I could have just as easily purchased at Walmart, saved the trip across town and some $$$ too. And now I find out this thing is some sacrifice to a satanic moon god? Grrr!