re: #29 zombie

“Osama bin Laden” has joined Amelia Earhart, Elvis Presley and Friday the 13th’s Jason as semi-mythological figures rumored not to be dead.

His death (which happened at least 3 years ago, if not 6 years ago) will never be announced, and he will simply be a boogeyman/Robin Hood character til the end of time.

Or the 13th Imam.