re: #119 SteveC

One of those pull along laptop bags that is low to the ground. Just stumbled over it. Two stutter steps and then face first into the floor.

According to the man handbook, at that point you are supposed to get up, dust yourself off and tell the onlookers that you meant to do that. Now if you walk right into something that doesn’t move, like a column, the standard reply is. Who put that there?

Hope the injuries aren’t too bad. The worst part is usually having to explain what happened 100 times …