re: #134 Eric The Fruit Bat

I loves me them Tardigrade. As far as I know the only known form of life that can live in the vacuum of space, near absolute zero, and a shiptot full of ionizing radiation. More robust than even the ubiqutous cockroach.

Explain how God created this beast, you Biblethumpers!

They are his secret weapon. If humans need to be destroyed, he is going to magically make them all 10 foot long. (and suspend physics and stuff like that so they can move). We would all be dead in a week.