re: #57 allegro

The #PizzaGate psychos are really coming at me now. It’s like being pecked to death by deranged parrots.

Your moment of pedantry: as hookbills, parrots don’t peck. They crush bones. You would wish for peckers (yeah, I know but how else to say it?).

I believe the approved expression is “nibbled to death by ducks.”