re: #123 turn

Tell him to stick a cork in it, and give him another for the other orifice.

LOL You wouldn’t believe this guy. We’ve probably known him for 25 years and I think he follows us from restaurant to restaurant. LOL Apparently, in his youth, he was drafted (horrors) and served with the USA. He knows that I belong to the Soldiers’ Angels and adopt deployed personell. He actually brought me a bunch of USA/ patriotic stickers that he got from the American Legion or VFW or whomever, which I appreciated, but he put them in a “donate to the ACLU” envelope. I really did have to laugh at his lame joke but he is an asshole anyway.