Holy shit: UpChuck is definitely getting more than his 15 minutes of fame.
Wait, Did Clowntroll Blogger Chuck Johnson Shit On The Floor One Time?

Johnson went to Claremont McKenna College, a small, liberal arts school in California. In this school, he had classmates, some of whom are his friends, and many of whom most definitely do not fuck with him one bit. Both factions have tried to reach out to him. Late last night, he posted this on his Facebook wall, addressing everyone. Today, it was emailed to me:

Dear past classmates,

I have received a number of emails, tweets, and phone calls, etc. from you and want to make some things clear about me and you now.

Please relay this message widely as it needs to be internalized by you about me.

SNIP

Here’s what you may not do:

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first. I may or may not choose to give it to you.

I’m also not interested in your pop psychological explanations about what’s wrong with me.

The truth of the matter is that I’m the happiest I have ever been doing the work I love doing. I’m very busy on that project.

I have lived a colorful, difficult, exciting, crazy life thus far and it’s only just beginning. I make no apologies for it. I have made and will make mistakes and some of them may be huge. But I have lived life on my own terms.

Those of you I count as true friends, you know who you are. I owe you the world.

The man is a performance artist!