And in political news I give credit to Oregon Democrats made up for their earlier complacency by hounding their governor into resignation after his Chicago-style “state contracts to the wife” corruption was exposed. It also turns out his replacement is an openly bisexual woman named Kate Brown.

Now, I was going to post a joke poll about when Upchuck would start attacking her, but I checked his Twitter feed and the asshole has already begun his poo-flinging:

So we’re going to ignore that the new bisexual governor of Oregon was friends with Terry Bean, accused child rapist, right? #orpol

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) February 14, 2015

New bisexual governor of Oregon opposed increased sentences for murdering pregnant women. #WarOnWomen #orpol pic.twitter.com/4PI8NsRXtx

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) February 14, 2015