Whew, Trump plays hardball! He just told Merkel to pay her 2% NATO vig by repurposing what’s left of the Brandenburg Gate as a intra-city toll booth.

— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) July 12, 2018

Ah, my favorite joke format. “AP Civics textbook footnote.” Hotcha! https://t.co/Mz5bzGnQ77

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 12, 2018