re: #135 Slumbering Behemoth

We had something like that for trash at the big chain grocery store I worked at as a teen.

First week, first time using it, some asshole put an entirely full, completely foul gallon of milk in a bag of trash. I learned the hard way to use a long broom handle to hold down the button.

Look… my discarded midget prostitutes beats your rotten gallon of milk any day.