And then you have the sad clowns who think they’re so witty by having their name as “Merry Christmas” to the baristas. You know what, it’s simple to me. If I know you celebrate Christmas, I probably will wish you a merry one. I may wish you Happy Holidays too though because New Years is literally a week after Christmas. And if I don’t know you, I’ll just say Happy Holidays because I know you celebrate at least one winter holiday. But if you insist on Merry Christmas fine, I’ll say “Merry Christmas asshole, happy now?”