re: #10 No Malarkey!

Baked Alaska won’t enter into a plea deal today after announcing he is innocent at the start of the hearing.

Probably something along the lines of, “You dumbass, that’s not the sort of thing you spring on us at your damn plea deal hearing. Now either plead guilty like you agreed, or you’re going to owe us a fuck-ton of money to fix this and you still might end up in jail, probably even more than what you were facing with the plea. Still want to go through with this?”