A communique from the Secret Global Zionist ACORN Headquarters and Conspiracy Compound:

Greetings, comrades! It is unfortunate that the proles have found out about our assimilation of Boehner and his hench-people, but this is no real cause for concern. While they may complain to the rafters there is precious little they can do about it. The false flag conspiracy theorists we have planted throughout the media have succeeded in spreading disinformation, misinformation, and plain bullshit until the gullible elements have no idea what, or whom, to believe. It is only a side benefit (though a significant one) that we have simultaneously raked in a lot of cash on sales of, and advertising for, gold, survival gear, home-schooling, and other worthless pacifiers for the gullible. Expect a bonus in your next check.