re: #140 Kragar

I have a crazy ex-friend who always tries to mooch money off of me, and come crash at my place and stuff. He’s really weird. And he apparently tries to look me up on the internet all the time and will call me— when he has my number— and demand I come let him in. He’s never at the right address, he’s always, like, at one I lived at two years ago, or just somewhere completely wrong.

At least my stalker is completely ineffective.