re: #140 Kragar

“You have this disease. Here drink this. This is a vial of water that we keep in a fridge where we keep 2000 other vials, one of which at some point held a .01% solution of something a quack said might help your symptoms. That will be $500. See you next month.”

Kind of what I used to do with hand soap and shampoo. When it runs out I keep adding water. It’s magic. (Until you get female visitors and they think you’re an idiot).