He comes to my house trying to stab me and it will be self defense. Love castle doctrine.

— Ronnie G (@redneckscuba) June 8, 2021

Yeah, but many times as likely as the Vaxx-hater’s scenario. Inbreds and perverts actually do fuck dogs, while literally nobody wants to forcibly vaccinate goobers.

— Lord Piltdown (@jimreynolds54) June 9, 2021