re: #7 Blind Frog Belly White

“God, why didn’t you save me?

“What do you mean? I warned you for days, I sent you a jeep, I sent you a boat, I sent you a helicopter. What more do you want from me?”

I know a variant about the fellow who has been praying to God for years to help him win the lottery.

Finally God relents and says, “But there is one thing you have to do for me, then!”

“What is that, Lord?” the man replies.

“Get up off your knees and go buy a damn lottery ticket!”