re: #140 jcm

Famous Last Words

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I’ll get a world record for this.
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Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
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Hey there’s no handles inside these car doors!
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Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.
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Here’s my Kent State student ID.
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It’s fireproof.
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He’s probably just hibernating.
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What does this button do?
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I’m making a citizen’s arrest.
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Can we get a vision plan?
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So, you’re a cannibal.
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It’s probably just a rash.
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Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
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Are you sure the power is off?
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Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
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No, my shoes aren’t untied.
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The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
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What do you mean, “I’ll be back”?
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Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
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Pull the pin and count to what?
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Which wire was I supposed to cut?
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I wonder where the mother bear is.
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I’ve seen this done on TV.
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These are the good kind of mushrooms.
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I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.
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What’s that priest doing here?
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You look just like Charles Manson.
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Let it down slowly.
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Rat poison only kills rats.
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OK, I’ll go ahead and make your day.
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It can’t possibly rain for forty days and nights.
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I’ll get your toast out.
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Give me liberty or give me death.
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Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
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It’s strong enough for both of us.
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This doesn’t taste right.
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I can make this light before it changes.
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Nice doggie.
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I can do that with my eyes closed.
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I’ve done this before.
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Well we’ve made it this far.
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That’s odd.
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Hey that’s not a violin.
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I’ll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
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I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
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You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
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OK this is the last time.
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Don’t be so superstitious.
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Now watch this.
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This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
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That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
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What duck?