I’m thinking of a home-schooling book series that will sell in the millions and make me independently wealthy.

It’s about this kid with a German first name who gets lost, and your job is to find him.

Wandering the halls of Congress, at the White House, on the “Lost” Island, in a movie about a movie about a movie. Find him, stop him, and tie him up so he can’t do any harm, and you win the prize from the money I earn from the books. One million dollars in bearer bonds, just like The Amazing Randi offers for proof of the supernatural.

Where’s Adolf?