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Obama Family Gets a New Puppy, Daily Caller Says: "The Obamas Do Not Have Any White Dogs"

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Kragar8/20/2013 12:24:08 pm PDT

re: #149 Targetpractice

Best thing Abrams could do if he did hit the reset button would be to say “First off, the prequels never happened. EVER. Breathing word of those events is punishable by force choke.”

Runner up option? Have Jar-Jar publicly executed as an Imperial collaborator in the first few minutes.

Ditch the Jedi Robes. Just toss them right the fuck out.