I will give Reverb and the merchant credit: they got me a return shipping label very speedily, though I did have to work through their online chat in order to have them provide me the shipping label in a way that I could actually see and print. Just a really strange guitar experience. Only one strat sound out of 5 selector positions. No difference in tone when I rolled both tone knobs off. I figured even if only one pickup was working, rolling the tone off should presumably have done something to the output. Didn’t hear anything noticeably different when I used the push-push, which on this strat was designed to split a humbucker for a single-coil sound. Well, same guitar model showing up tomorrow from Musiciansfriend, so if it does the same thing, I’ll know that it was something moronic that I’m not understanding, but I’ve owned a mexican strat before, and I don’t remember any drama about getting different sounds out of the switch blade.