re: #83 teleskiguy

My mom let me drive her Audi TT to Steamboat Springs some years ago. She’s in the passenger seat, mind you. There’s a stretch of highway that’s straight for about four or five miles, something you don’t see often in the mountains of Colorado. “Mom, can I see how fast she can go?” Mom solemnly nods. I got it up to a buck fifty. Mom didn’t seem nervous. That’s the fastest speed I’ve experienced in a motor vehicle.

In the summertime when the weather is hot
You can stretch right up and touch the sky
When the weather’s fine
You got women, you got women on your mind
Have a drink, have a drive
Go out and see what you can find

If her daddy’s rich take her out for a meal
If her daddy’s poor just do what you feel
Speed along the lane
Do a ton or a ton an’ twenty-five
When the sun goes down
You can make it, make it good in a lay-by