re: #155 CuriousLurker

Yay, Home Depot just delivered the I’m-not-gonna-get-caught-unprepared-again emergency supplies that I decided I needed post-Sandy:

48 Qt. Coleman Cooler: Check
Solar Powered Pocket Charger (for mobile devices): Check
LED Tent Light: Check
Two Industrial Floating LED Battery-Powered Lanterns: Check
Two Multicolored LED Glow Stick Flashlights: Check

Wait… WTF? For some reason I suddenly feel the urge to dress in camouflage, join the NRA, and go shopping online for doomsday bunkers…

What? No Thompson submachine gun with 200-round drum magazine? And where’s your 50,000 round of .45 caliber ammo? I see you forgot your Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle as well, not to mention your Glock 18 for taking on the zombie hordes and/or DHS TSA VIPR units.