I hope all these fools disappear into the desert and are never seen again. This part is especially funny..

Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!

So how is he going to get involved with his local Tea Baggers if he has no email, no phone, no internet and no bank account from which to donate his money. Plus he’ll be off on some back road heading to Teatopia in which case he won’t even be around to help them.

Teatopia. I like that.