re: #142 albusteve

Salmon Rushdi sounds like that

Salman Rushdie is a mystery to me. He’s even shorter than I am, and looks like a 1930s Warner Brothers cartoon parody of himself. Nevertheless, he gets to climb all over Padma Laskshmi, Olivia Wilde, Riya Sen, Aishwarya Rai, and Scarlet Johansson. In the best-case scenario, the only thing I could get from any of the aforementioned is a restraining order. He’s not even that great a writer. Bah. Humbug.