@lynn_bartels We’re unable to dispatch officers based on Tweets. Please call our non-emergency number to report the fireworks.[no phone numbers allowed]

— Denver Police Dept. (@DenverPolice) July 5, 2016

All fireworks that are blowing up and flying in the air right now in Denver were purchased out of state, Colorado law forbids such fireworks.

I’m curious how Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona and Utah are dealing with the cannabis scofflaws in their jurisdictions, all that illicit interstate traffic. Hmm…