My co-workers are planning a lunch. I know there are no kosher restaurants in Dearborn so I asked if there was a vegan option. Got this response from my boss:

I’m sure they have some vegetable only dishes, but you’re asking the wrong guy.

I had to highlight the text below just so I could see the word “vegan”. :)

Mirrors in my house won’t reflect an image of vegans. :)

If I take a picture of vegans with my camera, I get nothing but a background. :)

If I DO order vegan, I have to order two. They don’t fill me up. :)