I mean, I realize it’s probably an issue for some dudes, but do we really need 30-second commercials with dramatic yet sensitive music about curved erections?

It’s just kinda gross is all I’m saying.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 10, 2019

As one state after another enacts Dark Ages legislation to control women’s choices for their own bodies, the curved dick ads are getting more and more offensive.

There are more important problems is all I’m saying.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 10, 2019